I'm Derek. Omahan. Avid music fan, all-around nerd. Savant of useless knowledge.

 

jessicachastains:

"Now to demonstrate your devotion to the Spice Girls, I understand that you have a gift, and I wanted to challenge you on this gift tonight… you are able to do what?" "Their autographs." [x]

(Source: shaelinewoodley)

castielsteenwolf:

castielsteenwolf:

literally buy me a cat and i will seriously do anything you ask me to

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this website is so fucked up

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sing-thebodyelectric:

today a customer asked me for a “medium whatever” and then got frustrated with me when i asked him what he meant

this is it 

this is the post that 100% accurately describes working with the public

So true. I work in the hotel business making reservations.

"Would you like a King or Double room?"
- ‘It doesn’t matter.’

Oh yes it does. 4 months down the road when you get to the hotel and I booked you a king and you get pissed because you wanted a double, you’re gonna call our customer service and bitch. Why? Because you said it didn’t matter and I took YOUR word for it. Now…

would you like a King or Double room?!

Anonymous asked
Should I rewatch Star Wars in order of release or in story order?

soloontherocks:

I AM HERE FOR THIS QUESTION.

I’m about to blow your mind.

NEITHER.

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This makes so much sense.

top 10 favorite chick flick comedies (2000s)

Chick flicks? I own 6/10 of these movies!

(Source: quinnelsa)

mujaki:

Hands-down the best panel from a comic book this year. From epic Marvel movies to an emo Superman, I find it a bit funny that the best thing to happen to the medium in recent memory is a freaking Archie book.
If you haven’t read “Afterlife With Archie” yet, go out and buy it. It’s the best thing to happen to the zombie genre in a long, long time and it reads like an episode of Twin Peaks featuring the cast of Archie. With Zombies.



The amazing art of Francesco Francavilla, ladies and gentlemen…

By the way, ‘Afterlife with Archie’ is AMAZING.

mujaki:

Hands-down the best panel from a comic book this year. From epic Marvel movies to an emo Superman, I find it a bit funny that the best thing to happen to the medium in recent memory is a freaking Archie book.

If you haven’t read “Afterlife With Archie” yet, go out and buy it. It’s the best thing to happen to the zombie genre in a long, long time and it reads like an episode of Twin Peaks featuring the cast of Archie. With Zombies.

The amazing art of Francesco Francavilla, ladies and gentlemen… By the way, ‘Afterlife with Archie’ is AMAZING.